Shiba Inu Property Laws

I once read the Shiba Inu Property Laws on a website somewhere while I was reading up on Shibas during our B.S. (Before Shio) days.  Here they are:

1. If I like it, it’s mine
2. If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine
3. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine
4. If I can take it from you, it’s mine
5. If it’s mine, it must never be yours
6. If it just looks like mine, it’s mine
7. If I saw it first, it’s mine
8. If you are playing with something else and put it down, it’s mine
9. If I am chewing something up, all of the pieces are mine
10. If it used to be yours, get over it.
11. If it’s broken, it’s yours.

I thought it was funny so I emailed it to J.

He promptly replied with:

"sounds like you

hahhaha

what's ting's is ting's, what's josh's is ting's"

Thanks honey.  :/