...of Being a Dogowner 1. You will find random poop bags in your coat pockets.
2. There will be crumbs from doggy biscuits sitting in the deepest corners of your pockets.
3. No matter how much you clean, there will always be fur everywhere.
4. At some point, your dog will poop in the middle of the street while you are crossing and there will be an audience of cars lined up at the red light watching.
5. You point at the Shiba owner with a Shiba that doesn't walk and laugh, all the while being thankful that the schmuck isn't you.